The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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