why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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