wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
