Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm always down for nudity.
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