Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
home. puking in laundry basket.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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