if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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