OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There's even glitter on my cock...
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