do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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