these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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