I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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