singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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