I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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