chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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