We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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