did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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