I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i think i just lost a toe
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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