why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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