THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
