It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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