How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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