She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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