oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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