It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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