i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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