I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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