I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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