Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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