I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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