we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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