is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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