Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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