How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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