Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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