Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
did you just send me my own nude
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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