dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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