I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
