No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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