? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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