i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Randomize
