Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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