there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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