around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
