Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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