Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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