im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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