I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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