I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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