How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
