you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
third nipple confirmed
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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