how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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