Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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