So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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